Favorite Quotes

A collection of some of my favorite quotes, which also appear randomly in the sidebar:

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When we die, we may be set to write an essay on our life story. Fifty years behind a desk will be summed up in a few paragraphs while a few days in the wilds will expand into the story.

— Stephen Graham

Well the hours are good, but now you come to mention it, most of the actual minutes are pretty lousy.

— Vogon Guard

Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.

— Albert Einstein

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.

— Mark Twain

Science is like sex: sometimes something useful came out, but that’s not the reason we’re doing it.

— Richard Feynman

Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is a little like expecting the bull not to attack you because you are a vegetarian.

— Dennis Wholey

Yes, risk-taking is inherently failure-prone. Otherwise, it would be called sure-thing taking.

— Tim McMahon

There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.

— Douglas Adams

I don’t want to achieve immortality through my work, I want to achieve it through not dying.

— Woody Allen

You can’t put the toothpaste back in the tube.

— H.R. Haldeman
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